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rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

dead

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I am sick, frustrated, and feel cranky and rant-y. Ugh.

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rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

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I wish I had better social skills.

I’m the quiet one in the family, both of my sister’s and my parents are loud/outgoing/talkative and I felt uncomfortable just knowing there was gonna be 15 people at the dinner last night. I can’t seem to have much conversation with any of my relatives.
I’m really not good with large groups of people, but I find myself caught in them a lot and just talk to one or two people. I can’t even participate in group conversations half the time, and it’s frustrating. I hate attention, and in big groups what you say tends to matter a lot and eyes are on you and it makes me nervous.
And then there’s school. I seem to just talk to some people for a couple minutes then just go over to one of the few people I can talk to for awhile. I still don’t find myself comfortable at school around my friends. But I find myself skipping class at least once a week because I’m not around them as much because I don’t have breaks between my classes and I want to hang out.
I’m also a lazy texter, unless you’re one of like 3 people, or you’re trying to hang out, I’ll just not reply or won’t reply for a few hours. And if I get a text while I’m sleeping/my phone is dead for a while, chances are I won’t even reply at all.

Sometimes I wonder if I hadn’t been homeschooled if I would still be this way. Maybe that’s why I hate people so much. I grew up not being around them.

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gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

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Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.
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It was not the feeling of completeness I so needed, but the feeling of not being empty.
Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated (via larmoyante)
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xxxscdxxx:

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twentyonee-pilots:

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

this is so god damn important

Fuckkkkkkkk yesssss!!!! 😭

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One time, I took more pills than I can remember and accepted I’d be dead within the hour. Don’t ever call me weak.
Michael Lee, Waking Up Naked  (via goldenspine)
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kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009

kimkanyekimye:

5 YEARS ago today, September 13, 2009

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You ever ignored a text with all your strength?

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im-bruised:

I hate it when you stop being friends with someone or you break up with someone cause you’ve got all this information about them like at the back of your mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. Oh. and it never really stops

this is so painful

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I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.

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Fucking truth

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